I find this article an amusingly petrified corpus as its author begins with: ‘A saint is a dead person….” https://catholicvote.org/how-to-become-a-saint/
The following instructions for beatific mummification would cause a modern day mortician to gasp. For those who must know all the wry, gruesome details and definitions for a Catholic canonization, have at it:
In The Acts of the Apostles, St Paul refers to saints as those living human beings who practice holiness and thereby enjoy the presence and peace of the Living God (Romans 1:7, Ephesians 1:1)). It is of little wonder that Protestant denominations contest all the stultifying restrictions by the Catholic Church regarding genuine sainthood.
Anyone who has read the life story of Dietrich Bonhoeffer, a Lutheran minister, can appreciate why it gets complicated. He was tried and hung, a true Christian martyr despite his reluctant involvement in a group plot to assassinate Hitler. Had God forgiven him like the good thief hung beside Jesus? If so, why is he not listed a genuine saint by the Catholic Church?
Catholic protocols for sainthood are not unlike a conchologist praising a Mercari conch some five years after it is dead, classified as such upon counting the appropriate number of rings, colors, and dimensions, etc.

I wonder how such tedious experts would react to ‘shocking’ news of a sensational live specimen from a deep sea diver (or contemplative) who insists living sea shells (or breathing, warm-blooded saints) truly do exist.


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